Yea dude trick a guy into applying to an underwater submarine game guild where you know he probably has a very low chance of getting in, simply epic!
@sysdate sounds like some dumb wormholers took you for a ride, your EVE experience and English are both below what we accept from our members, so unfortunately going to have to decline this application.
I'm gonna post this same reply both to you and your wormhole buddy that apped at the same time. I don't feel comfortable accepting you as you are now, if you join other groups that are similar in some ways to us, you will have an easier time getting into skill urself at a later time.
Some examples that I have in mind: Try getting into Horde Vanguard in Pandemic Horde, had some recruits that have experience from there and they turned out great. Probably a good place to learn nullsec stuff. Other than that maybe the Goon sigs like Space Violence or the Asher Elias thing seem great for you. An alternative to us would be Snuffed Out feel free to try them if you feel like it.